Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes
The man won more Super Bowls than I've had good days
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.33 from: 3 votesIn the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.83 from: 6 votes"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.03 from: 144 votes"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.45 from: 47 votes"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.07 from: 15 votesA fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.89 from: 19 votesI wish the world were a fly and I was a giant rolled up newspaper
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 7 votes