Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 12 votesAl Bundy
I left high-school, lost the will to live and here I am
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.78 from: 9 votesAl Bundy
Marcy, the part with the cups goes in front
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.73 from: 11 votesAl Bundy
I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.6 from: 5 votesAl Bundy
That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 10 votesAl Bundy
Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes