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Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.64 from: 11 votes

Al Bundy

I left high-school, lost the will to live and here I am

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.43 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

Marcy, the part with the cups goes in front

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.43 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.5 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.57 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

Women... can't live with them... the end

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.71 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 2 votes