If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.89 from: 9 votesI left high-school, lost the will to live and here I am
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.43 from: 7 votesMarcy, the part with the cups goes in front
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.2 from: 5 votesI can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.5 from: 4 votesThat was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.57 from: 7 votesRemember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 2 votes