Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"
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This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays
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Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.55 from: 11 votesAl Bundy
Toothpaste is for people who kiss, smile and eat
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Now when your mom wakes up, and she will, cause she knows I hate that
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.09 from: 11 votes