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Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.2 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

Do I look like a happy man?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.75 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.4 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

Toothpaste is for people who kiss, smile and eat

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.2 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

Now when your mom wakes up, and she will, cause she knows I hate that

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.67 from: 3 votes

Al Bundy

Real men don't write letters

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes