Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.57 from: 14 votesAl Bundy
If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.91 from: 11 votesAl Bundy
It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.47 from: 17 votesAl Bundy
Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.15 from: 13 votesAl Bundy
It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.43 from: 7 votesAl Bundy
Who put the battery in the Energizer chicken
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.29 from: 7 votes