Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.8 from: 20 votesAl Bundy
If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.18 from: 17 votesAl Bundy
It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.87 from: 23 votesAl Bundy
Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.17 from: 18 votesAl Bundy
It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.27 from: 15 votesAl Bundy
Who put the battery in the Energizer chicken
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.42 from: 19 votes