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Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.67 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.6 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.63 from: 8 votes

Al Bundy

Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.5 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.33 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

Who put the battery in the Energizer chicken

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.83 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

It is wrong to be French

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 6 votes