Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.58 from: 12 votes

If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.22 from: 9 votes

It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.4 from: 15 votes

Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.73 from: 11 votes

It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.43 from: 7 votes

Who put the battery in the Energizer chicken

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.29 from: 7 votes

It is wrong to be French

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.43 from: 14 votes