Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high
If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her
It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays
Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?
It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men
Who put the battery in the Energizer chicken
It is wrong to be French