Try the moon, you'll weight less there
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.
I've got a natural appetite suppressant. Twenty five years of marriage
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop