Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 9 votesAl Bundy
Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.13 from: 8 votesAl Bundy
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.82 from: 17 votesAl Bundy
That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.9 from: 10 votesAl Bundy
I've got a natural appetite suppressant. Twenty five years of marriage
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I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 12 votes