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Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Try the moon, you'll weight less there

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.75 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.2 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.5 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.5 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

I've got a natural appetite suppressant. Twenty five years of marriage

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.75 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 3 votes