Much like the hair on your legs, I need the help of a trained professional
What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home
This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her
Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?
When I'm through with you, the only laughter that you're gonna hear is when you're out of your clothes