Much like the hair on your legs, I need the help of a trained professional
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 21 votesWhat do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
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This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 8 votesWhen I'm through with you, the only laughter that you're gonna hear is when you're out of your clothes
This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.33 from: 6 votes