Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.71 from: 7 votes

You'll come back running to me when you're 25 and gravity has pulled you apart like a stretch Armstrong

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.09 from: 11 votes

You just asked someone with the IQ of mustard to think of something clever

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 16 votes

If you don't mind living a life of servitude and degradation, I hear Saudi Arabia needs blonds

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.36 from: 11 votes

What's for breakfast Peg today? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.85 from: 13 votes

Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.6 from: 5 votes

And no one understand why I scream on the way back home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 13 votes