Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.36 from: 11 votesBud Bundy
You'll come back running to me when you're 25 and gravity has pulled you apart like a stretch Armstrong
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.59 from: 22 votesBud Bundy
You just asked someone with the IQ of mustard to think of something clever
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.33 from: 30 votesBud Bundy
If you don't mind living a life of servitude and degradation, I hear Saudi Arabia needs blonds
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.76 from: 25 votesAl Bundy
What's for breakfast Peg today? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.65 from: 17 votesAl Bundy
Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.6 from: 10 votesAl Bundy
And no one understand why I scream on the way back home
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 13 votes