Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Threats don't frighten me. I'm married!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.77 from: 13 votes

Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.2 from: 40 votes

Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 21 votes

Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.18 from: 11 votes

I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.87 from: 15 votes

Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.83 from: 12 votes

Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.63 from: 8 votes