Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Threats don't frighten me. I'm married!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.78 from: 9 votes

Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.1 from: 20 votes

Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 12 votes

Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 8 votes

I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.38 from: 8 votes

Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.57 from: 7 votes

Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 7 votes