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Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Threats don't frighten me. I'm married!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.78 from: 9 votes

Al Bundy

Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.07 from: 15 votes

Al Bundy

Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.11 from: 9 votes

Al Bundy

Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.83 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.38 from: 8 votes

Al Bundy

Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.57 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.2 from: 5 votes