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Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.71 from: 17 votes

Al Bundy

I thought watching Opera is the first sign of a brain tumour

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.96 from: 24 votes

Bud Bundy

There's got to be a way out of here, I mean a car, bicycle, horse you're not dating at the moment

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 3 votes

Peggy Bundy

Alright kids, smile as if daddy has died!

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.46 from: 39 votes

Al Bundy

A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.31 from: 32 votes

Al Bundy

Well Peg we all have to live with our disappointments. I, of course has to sleep with mine

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.03 from: 29 votes

Al Bundy

Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.19 from: 27 votes