I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home
I thought watching Opera is the first sign of a brain tumour
There's got to be a way out of here, I mean a car, bicycle, horse you're not dating at the moment
Alright kids, smile as if daddy has died!
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
Well Peg we all have to live with our disappointments. I, of course has to sleep with mine
Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home