Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.43 from: 28 votesAl Bundy
I thought watching Opera is the first sign of a brain tumour
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 43 votesBud Bundy
There's got to be a way out of here, I mean a car, bicycle, horse you're not dating at the moment
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.55 from: 11 votesPeggy Bundy
Alright kids, smile as if daddy has died!
This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.58 from: 116 votesAl Bundy
A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.98 from: 54 votesAl Bundy
Well Peg we all have to live with our disappointments. I, of course has to sleep with mine
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.08 from: 53 votesAl Bundy
Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.98 from: 45 votes