A man's home is his coffin
Peg, did your mother get so fat she spread across the border?
I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women
There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap