Bundy

Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

A man's home is his coffin

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.57 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

Peg, did your mother get so fat she spread across the border?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.2 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.2 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 2 votes

Al Bundy

I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.33 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.67 from: 3 votes