Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

A man's home is his coffin

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.36 from: 14 votes

Peg, did your mother get so fat she spread across the border?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.92 from: 12 votes

I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.36 from: 11 votes

Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.83 from: 6 votes

I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.08 from: 12 votes

I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.82 from: 11 votes

There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.44 from: 9 votes