Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votes

We haven't had any kids in over 10 years. I must be doing something right

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 6 votes

Hello officer, did you mistake our house with a doughnut shop

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes

If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2 from: 4 votes

You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.33 from: 3 votes

This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes