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Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 10 votes

Al Bundy

A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today, said she was retaining water, I said not to worry about it. The dam of cellulite holding it back should keep us all high and dry for the next few years

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 52 votes

Bud Bundy

I suppose you got your usual dedication: "She works hard for the money"

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 11 votes

Peggy Bundy

Just pretend we're in bed, and let me take care of everything

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.46 from: 109 votes

Al Bundy

We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

Let me tell you something about sharing: don't do it. Nothing good ever comes of sharing. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

Well unlike sex with you Peg, this is important to me

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votes