Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.45 from: 11 votes

Al Bundy

Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.25 from: 12 votes

Al Bundy

Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick ass... At the Nudie Bar

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.75 from: 8 votes

Al Bundy

I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.5 from: 8 votes

Peggy Bundy

I hate work. That's why I got married

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 1.92 from: 290 votes

Al Bundy

Marcy, the part with the cups goes in front

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 20 votes

Al Bundy

I left high-school, lost the will to live and here I am

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.94 from: 17 votes