Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.15 from: 13 votesAl Bundy
Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.93 from: 15 votesAl Bundy
Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick ass... At the Nudie Bar
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.89 from: 9 votesAl Bundy
I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.33 from: 9 votesPeggy Bundy
I hate work. That's why I got married
This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 1.95 from: 317 votesAl Bundy
Marcy, the part with the cups goes in front
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.86 from: 21 votesAl Bundy
I left high-school, lost the will to live and here I am
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.1 from: 21 votes