Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high
Marcie, let me explain something to you, *Chicken Sound* "Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck"
Here you wear the bag, but in bed....
Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother
You two are the best kids any father accidentally ever had