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Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.64 from: 11 votes

Al Bundy

Marcie, let me explain something to you, *Chicken Sound* "Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck"

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.8 from: 10 votes

Al Bundy

Here you wear the bag, but in bed....

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes

Al Bundy

Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.2 from: 15 votes

Al Bundy

I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.2 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

You two are the best kids any father accidentally ever had

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes