Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 8 votesAl Bundy
Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.8 from: 20 votesAl Bundy
Marcie, let me explain something to you, *Chicken Sound* "Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck"
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.13 from: 15 votesAl Bundy
Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 27 votesAl Bundy
I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.29 from: 7 votesAl Bundy
You two are the best kids any father accidentally ever had
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.09 from: 11 votes