Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Marcy D'arcy

If Al didn't have to bend over to steal our paper every morning he wouldn't get any exercise at all

This Marcy D'arcy quote is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes

A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.89 from: 19 votes

I wish the world were a fly and I was a giant rolled up newspaper

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 7 votes

Kids, go outside and look under the house where your father usually hides

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.2 from: 134 votes

Maria and Shadester, Four of my favorites

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 6 votes

Time sure flies when you're married and have no life

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.6 from: 5 votes

This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.83 from: 12 votes