Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.55 from: 11 votesAl Bundy
Peg, I'm not wasting my money like I wasted my youth.. On you
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 6 votesAl Bundy
The man won more Super Bowls than I've had good days
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.33 from: 3 votesAl Bundy
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.83 from: 6 votesAl Bundy
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.03 from: 144 votesPeggy Bundy
He tries to sell shoes, he tries to satisfy his wife. He does neither!
This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.04 from: 168 votes