Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
You know medium, the sizes between small and you!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.91 from: 11 votesAl Bundy
That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 16 votesAl Bundy
I should get a job on the bomb squad... then there will be hope
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.38 from: 8 votesAl Bundy
White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 8 votesAl Bundy
I don't want more people in this house. I want less. I want my life back, dammit. I want my youth. I want my hair. I want... this room. It's really nice... Are you thinking of moving out, son?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.83 from: 6 votesAl Bundy
This cheese means more to me than both your lives
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2 from: 6 votesAl Bundy
They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 6 votes