Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Real men don't write letters

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.4 from: 10 votes

Peg, how do you think of those and defy gravity at the same time?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votes

Now when your mom wakes up, and she will, cause she knows I hate that

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.09 from: 11 votes

My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 6 votes

Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.5 from: 6 votes

Much like a roid, they come back with a vengeance

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.6 from: 10 votes

Toothpaste is for people who kiss, smile and eat

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 6 votes