Real men don't write letters
Peg, how do you think of those and defy gravity at the same time?
Now when your mom wakes up, and she will, cause she knows I hate that
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
Much like a roid, they come back with a vengeance
Toothpaste is for people who kiss, smile and eat