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Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Real men don't write letters

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Al Bundy

Peg, how do you think of those and defy gravity at the same time?

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Al Bundy

Now when your mom wakes up, and she will, cause she knows I hate that

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.83 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight

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Al Bundy

Much like a roid, they come back with a vengeance

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Al Bundy

Toothpaste is for people who kiss, smile and eat

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.2 from: 5 votes