Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Peg, did your mother get so fat she spread across the border?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 11 votes

Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 2 votes

Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running from the axe

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.5 from: 4 votes

Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votes

Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.92 from: 12 votes

A man's home is his coffin

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.18 from: 11 votes

Healthy people are like dinosaurs. They're not fit to survive

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 5 votes