Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

I'm hungry enough to block a colon

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes

What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.33 from: 6 votes

I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.4 from: 5 votes

I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.43 from: 28 votes

You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.79 from: 14 votes

I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.73 from: 11 votes

If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.4 from: 5 votes