Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Bud Bundy

If you don't mind living a life of servitude and degradation, I hear Saudi Arabia needs blonds

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.89 from: 18 votes

You just asked someone with the IQ of mustard to think of something clever

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.59 from: 22 votes

I'm tired of sitting Saturday nights moaning in two different voices so my sister won't tease me

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.2 from: 15 votes

He's stalking her. I know it, I done it before

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.56 from: 9 votes

You'll come back running to me when you're 25 and gravity has pulled you apart like a stretch Armstrong

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.47 from: 17 votes

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This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.23 from: 22 votes

Get away from me, demon seed

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 1.5 from: 8 votes