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Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

You even got the floor sticky just like at the theater

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 2 votes

Al Bundy

A fat woman hedge-hogged her way into the shoe store today

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

Jefferson D'arcy

One of the fat women smelled the jerk chicken and tried to cut through the floor with a blowtorch

This Jefferson D'arcy quote is rated: 3.1 from: 10 votes

Jefferson D'arcy

Just because I'm a house husband doesn't mean I don't work

This Jefferson D'arcy quote is rated: 2.17 from: 12 votes

Marcy D'arcy

Unlike evolution, I'm not letting you off Al

This Marcy D'arcy quote is rated: 2.25 from: 4 votes

Marcy D'arcy

Mount me

This Marcy D'arcy quote is rated: 1.33 from: 6 votes

Bud Bundy

But this, much like your honeymoon, will come back to haunt you

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 1 votes