Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

You even got the floor sticky just like at the theater

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 4 votes

A fat woman hedge-hogged her way into the shoe store today

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1 from: 3 votes

One of the fat women smelled the jerk chicken and tried to cut through the floor with a blowtorch

This Jefferson D'arcy quote is rated: 2.87 from: 15 votes

Just because I'm a house husband doesn't mean I don't work

This Jefferson D'arcy quote is rated: 2.13 from: 16 votes

Unlike evolution, I'm not letting you off Al

This Marcy D'arcy quote is rated: 1.71 from: 7 votes

Mount me

This Marcy D'arcy quote is rated: 1.5 from: 8 votes

But this, much like your honeymoon, will come back to haunt you

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.33 from: 9 votes