Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home
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Oh no Peg, it won't kill me, that's your job
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Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one
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Don't worry Peg, your time will come when they start couch pooling
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So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 9 votes