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Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.92 from: 13 votes

Al Bundy

Oh no Peg, it won't kill me, that's your job

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.67 from: 3 votes

Al Bundy

Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.8 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

Don't worry Peg, your time will come when they start couch pooling

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.33 from: 3 votes

Al Bundy

So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.25 from: 8 votes

Al Bundy

Try the moon, you'll weight less there

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.63 from: 8 votes

Al Bundy

Mud wrestling is a sport

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votes