Bundy

Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 12 votes

Al Bundy

If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 2 votes

Al Bundy

I've got a natural appetite suppressant. Twenty five years of marriage

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.1 from: 10 votes

Al Bundy

If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.92 from: 13 votes

Al Bundy

Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.5 from: 6 votes

Al Bundy

That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.9 from: 10 votes

Al Bundy

Unlike sex with you, this is important to me

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 2 votes