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Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

I wish my apple grows as fast as your Opera

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Al Bundy

Women can't live with them can't herd them all into Canada

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

I haven't asked for much and God knows I've gotten it

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.5 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

I saw it. Ray Charles would see it

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Al Bundy

I'm not selling shoes for the money Aaron. I'm in it to torture fat women

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Al Bundy

I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.11 from: 9 votes

Al Bundy

Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 10 votes