Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
I wish my apple grows as fast as your Opera
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Women can't live with them can't herd them all into Canada
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I haven't asked for much and God knows I've gotten it
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I'm not selling shoes for the money Aaron. I'm in it to torture fat women
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I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
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Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
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