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Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Kelly Bundy

Following your hand to the bedroom is not called stalking

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.64 from: 11 votes

Kelly Bundy

I've got a huge pimple. An actual Bud Bundy growing from my forehead

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.2 from: 10 votes

Kelly Bundy

Jupiter's got Moons that weigh less than she does

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 11 votes

Kelly Bundy

You can't score but you still have a bed

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.74 from: 19 votes

Al Bundy

Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.71 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 2 votes

Al Bundy

We're married Peg, we can't be friends

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votes