Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Peggy Bundy

Like your youth, it should be gone

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 1.96 from: 176 votes

Yeah baby! Pretend like my pants are France and invade me

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 3.24 from: 17 votes

Unlike you Al, a shotgun can go off more than once a month

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.27 from: 177 votes

Hey peg, just like what I said this morning, WHAT THE HELL are you doing in here

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 2 votes

Unlike you, I got married and now all my life is screwed up

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.89 from: 9 votes

What's for breakfast Peg today? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 16 votes

I thought watching Opera is the first sign of a brain tumour

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 43 votes