Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Synchronized swimming is not a sport

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It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes

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It is wrong to be French

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Who put the battery in the Energizer chicken

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It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men

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You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt

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That's because I don't love you like a son Bud

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