Funny One Liners

Forgive me father for I will sin.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.57 from: 7 votes

I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 3 votes

It's not your fault. I'm just blaming you

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes

They call it PMS cause Mad Cow Disease was already taken!

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.25 from: 4 votes

Blow the horn if you like peace and quiet!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes

A computer bet me in chess. I kicked its ass in Kung-fu.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

Living the dream. Making little girls cry

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes