Forgive me father for I will sin.
I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
It's not your fault. I'm just blaming you
They call it PMS cause Mad Cow Disease was already taken!
Blow the horn if you like peace and quiet!
A computer bet me in chess. I kicked its ass in Kung-fu.
Living the dream. Making little girls cry