One Liners

Funny One Liners

Ugly people have nothing to lose. Don't get into a fight with them.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.33 from: 3 votes

That moment when you have an awesome comeback but you can't say it because it would end the friendship

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My girlfriend and I were happy for twenty years. Then one day we met!

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 6 votes

Being dumb is almost impossible nowadays. The competition is simply too big.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.4 from: 5 votes

You had to wait 10 whole minutes? Poor thing, are you sure you're going to be okay? Should i call someone?

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.25 from: 4 votes

Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any

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Truth is like poetry, no one likes to hear it.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.2 from: 5 votes