Funny One Liners

I'm allergic to hard work

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.29 from: 7 votes

Too many of your birthdays can kill you

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.86 from: 7 votes

I'm so much in debt, I think I should start a government.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.71 from: 7 votes

A healthy relationship is a relationship based on a lie.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

Dating a single mom is like continuing someone's else saved game.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 1 votes

Studies shows that people who have more birthdays live longer.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.25 from: 4 votes

The difference between a hooker and a drug dealer is that a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.25 from: 4 votes