Funny One Liners

Take my advice, I never did.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes

On the good side, life is half over.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votes

Nutella is a great reason to buy bread

This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 2 votes

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 2 votes

Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votes

Just another preeminent expert at massacring hopes and dreams

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes

Why is the winner of Miss Universe always from Planet Earth?

This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 10 votes