All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

I heard the conversation of two fish in a tank. The first asked the second “How do you drive this thing?

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votes

One Liners

I haven't talked to my wife in two weeks. It would be rude to interrupt her.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 3 votes

Comebacks

Plastic surgery can fix my ugliness... but your stupidity is foreverrr!

This comeback is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes

Comebacks

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality... It ain't working bro.

This comeback is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votes

Comebacks

What's the bra for? You have nothing to put it in!

This comeback is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes

One Liners

I prayed for a bicycle, but God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and asked for forgiveness.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.71 from: 7 votes

One Liners

My wife is a bitch...

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 4 votes