I heard the conversation of two fish in a tank. The first asked the second “How do you drive this thing?
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I haven't talked to my wife in two weeks. It would be rude to interrupt her.
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Plastic surgery can fix my ugliness... but your stupidity is foreverrr!
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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality... It ain't working bro.
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What's the bra for? You have nothing to put it in!
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I prayed for a bicycle, but God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and asked for forgiveness.
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My wife is a bitch...
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