All One Liners and Comebacks

Comebacks

Heard you turn your hand around so it feels like someone else is doing it.

This comeback is rated: 2.57 from: 7 votes

Comebacks

I would set my hand on fire before I shake yours.

This comeback is rated: 2.5 from: 4 votes

One Liners

Out of all the things I've lost, i miss my memory the most.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votes

One Liners

Forgive me father for I will sin.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.8 from: 5 votes

One Liners

I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 3 votes

One Liners

Apparently someone in Texas gets stabbed every 2 minutes.... Poor guy!

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes

One Liners

Don't message me while I'm in the middle of messaging you. Now I have to change my entire text!

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 3 votes