Heard you turn your hand around so it feels like someone else is doing it.
This comeback is rated: 2.38 from: 8 votes
I would set my hand on fire before I shake yours.
This comeback is rated: 2.4 from: 5 votes
Out of all the things I've lost, i miss my memory the most.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.25 from: 4 votes
Forgive me father for I will sin.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.57 from: 7 votes
I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
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Apparently someone in Texas gets stabbed every 2 minutes.... Poor guy!
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Don't message me while I'm in the middle of messaging you. Now I have to change my entire text!
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