All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

Speed of light is 299,792 KM/second... So what's the speed of dark?

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes

One Liners

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 6 votes

One Liners

Men have only two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.2 from: 5 votes

One Liners

Orphans don't play baseball because they don't know where home is!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votes

One Liners

The difference between a hooker and a drug dealer is that a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votes

One Liners

Being dumb is almost impossible nowadays. The competition is simply too big.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.17 from: 6 votes

One Liners

Nobody whatsoever cares... till you make a mistake.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 2 votes