All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

Dear almighty God, If you can't make me thin and pretty, make my friends fat & ugly.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votes

One Liners

Ugly people have nothing to lose. Don't get into a fight with them.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 5 votes

One Liners

It's not your fault. I'm just blaming you

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes

One Liners

Money doesn't buy happiness.. Unless you're Hugh Hefner.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

One Liners

If winning isn't everything, then you must be on the losing side.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votes

One Liners

The common thing between a woman and a condom is the fact that they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.75 from: 4 votes

One Liners

Women are unable to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking because these men already have boyfriends.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.43 from: 14 votes