Dear almighty God, If you can't make me thin and pretty, make my friends fat & ugly.
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Ugly people have nothing to lose. Don't get into a fight with them.
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It's not your fault. I'm just blaming you
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Money doesn't buy happiness.. Unless you're Hugh Hefner.
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If winning isn't everything, then you must be on the losing side.
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The common thing between a woman and a condom is the fact that they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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Women are unable to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking because these men already have boyfriends.
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