All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

Duracell Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.4 from: 5 votes

One Liners

Monsters aren't under your bed or in your closet. They're the people you give your heart to who don't want it but take it anyway.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 4 votes

One Liners

I always say "morning" instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to you.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 6 votes

Comebacks

He would complain that it is not fair that the stove has fire and he doesn't

This comeback is rated: 3 from: 4 votes

Comebacks

You can stand in a river and complain there is not enough water.

This comeback is rated: 3.67 from: 12 votes

One Liners

When The Hulk enrages and destroys everything around him "he's incredible". But when a girl does it "she's on her period".

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes

One Liners

I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.8 from: 5 votes