All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

My girlfriend and I were happy for twenty years. Then one day we met!

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.43 from: 7 votes

Comebacks

Just don't let that extra chromosome get you down.

This comeback is rated: 3.92 from: 13 votes

One Liners

The major reason for divorce is marriage!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 4 votes

One Liners

A turtle without a shell is a homeless or naked turtle?

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.8 from: 5 votes

One Liners

The ultimate success is the ability to know who to blame for your failures.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 4 votes

One Liners

It takes patience to listen. It takes skill to pretend you're listening.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.78 from: 9 votes

One Liners

Relationships are similar to fat people. Most of them don't work out.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votes