My girlfriend and I were happy for twenty years. Then one day we met!
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Just don't let that extra chromosome get you down.
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The major reason for divorce is marriage!
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A turtle without a shell is a homeless or naked turtle?
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The ultimate success is the ability to know who to blame for your failures.
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It takes patience to listen. It takes skill to pretend you're listening.
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Relationships are similar to fat people. Most of them don't work out.
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