Taken is just the adult version of Finding Nemo.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes
"Guy": So do you wanna date? "Girl": Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.
This comeback is rated: 2.9 from: 10 votes
"Guy": Can I buy you a drink? "Girl": I’d rather have the money
This comeback is rated: 2.93 from: 27 votes
"Student": Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? "Instructor": Definitely not. "Student": Good, because I haven't done my homework
This comeback is rated: 2.91 from: 23 votes
"Guy": Your place or mine? "Girl": Both. You go to yours and I will go to mine
This comeback is rated: 3.16 from: 19 votes
"Instructor": Why are you talking during my lesson? "Student": Why are you teaching during my conversation?
This comeback is rated: 2.46 from: 13 votes
Difference between proposing? The guy gets on one knee to propose.... The girl just says: "I'm pregnant"
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.88 from: 8 votes