All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

Taken is just the adult version of Finding Nemo.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

Comebacks

"Guy": So do you wanna date? "Girl": Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.

This comeback is rated: 2.5 from: 4 votes

Comebacks

"Guy": Can I buy you a drink? "Girl": I’d rather have the money

This comeback is rated: 3.53 from: 17 votes

Comebacks

"Student": Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? "Instructor": Definitely not. "Student": Good, because I haven't done my homework

This comeback is rated: 3.39 from: 18 votes

Comebacks

"Guy": Your place or mine? "Girl": Both. You go to yours and I will go to mine

This comeback is rated: 2.69 from: 13 votes

Comebacks

"Instructor": Why are you talking during my lesson? "Student": Why are you teaching during my conversation?

This comeback is rated: 3 from: 10 votes

One Liners

Difference between proposing? The guy gets on one knee to propose.... The girl just says: "I'm pregnant"

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.5 from: 2 votes