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Thanks to Instagram, I know what everybody ate today.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes

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Studies shows that people who have more birthdays live longer.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 3 votes

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Americans will spend around 6 months of their life waiting at red lights. True Story!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 4 votes

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Level, racecar and kayak are words known as palindromes. They can be read the same from left to right or right to left.

This One-liner joke is rated: 0.5 from: 2 votes

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The only difference between a snowmen and snowwomen is snowballs

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.33 from: 3 votes

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Men can multitask as well, they can read while sitting on the toilet.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votes

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Why is "General Failure" reading my hard disk?

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.83 from: 6 votes