Latest Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
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My name is Al Bundy, and I was born to rock your world
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Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?
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It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays
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If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her
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If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
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