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Al Bundy

Women's Golf is not a sport

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.3 from: 10 votes

Al Bundy

A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.38 from: 8 votes

Al Bundy

My name is Al Bundy, and I was born to rock your world

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.6 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.73 from: 11 votes

Al Bundy

It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.29 from: 14 votes

Al Bundy

If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.8 from: 5 votes