Women's Golf is not a sport
A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
My name is Al Bundy, and I was born to rock your world
Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?
It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays
If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her
If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile