Hear about the new gay sitcom? "Leave it, it's Beaver."
A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders - rest in peace.'
If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.
Makeup tip: You are not a clown nor in the circus.
It's not cheating till you get caught!
You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status!
Exercising is a great motivation to eat more fast food.