One Liners

Funny One Liners

Hear about the new gay sitcom? "Leave it, it's Beaver."

This One-liner joke is rated: 5 from: 3 votes

A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders - rest in peace.'

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votes

If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 8 votes

Makeup tip: You are not a clown nor in the circus.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.86 from: 7 votes

It's not cheating till you get caught!

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.2 from: 5 votes

You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status!

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.6 from: 5 votes

Exercising is a great motivation to eat more fast food.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.4 from: 5 votes