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Hear about the new gay sitcom? "Leave it, it's Beaver."

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.17 from: 12 votes

A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders - rest in peace.'

This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 8 votes

If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.7 from: 20 votes

Makeup tip: You are not a clown nor in the circus.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.64 from: 14 votes

It's not cheating till you get caught!

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.78 from: 9 votes

You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status!

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.2 from: 10 votes

Exercising is a great motivation to eat more fast food.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.2 from: 10 votes