Funny One Liners

Hear about the new gay sitcom? "Leave it, it's Beaver."

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.25 from: 8 votes

A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders - rest in peace.'

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.83 from: 6 votes

If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 16 votes

Makeup tip: You are not a clown nor in the circus.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.58 from: 12 votes

It's not cheating till you get caught!

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.14 from: 7 votes

You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status!

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.44 from: 9 votes

Exercising is a great motivation to eat more fast food.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 8 votes