Men can multitask as well, they can read while sitting on the toilet.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.2 from: 5 votesRelationships are similar to fat people. Most of them don't work out.
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This One-liner joke is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votesDear almighty God, If you can't make me thin and pretty, make my friends fat & ugly.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votesMy friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock
This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 4 votesWhat's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist
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