One Liners

Funny One Liners

Men can multitask as well, they can read while sitting on the toilet.

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Relationships are similar to fat people. Most of them don't work out.

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I haven't talked to my wife in two weeks. It would be rude to interrupt her.

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Dear almighty God, If you can't make me thin and pretty, make my friends fat & ugly.

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My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock

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What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist

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Why is "General Failure" reading my hard disk?

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