Funny One Liners

Your life doesn't get better by chance. It gets better by choice.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 4 votes

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votes

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.57 from: 7 votes

Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.86 from: 7 votes

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.6 from: 5 votes

Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 6 votes

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.8 from: 5 votes