Your life doesn't get better by chance. It gets better by choice.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votesWhy is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votesI think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votesBe careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.25 from: 4 votesI'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 3 votesMost women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votesSome cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
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