Al Bundy

Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.5 from: 6 votes

Toothpaste is for people who kiss, smile and eat

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.2 from: 5 votes

Now when your mom wakes up, and she will, cause she knows I hate that

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.8 from: 5 votes

Real men don't write letters

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes

Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.67 from: 6 votes

If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.83 from: 6 votes

It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.73 from: 11 votes