Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
Toothpaste is for people who kiss, smile and eat
Now when your mom wakes up, and she will, cause she knows I hate that
Real men don't write letters
Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high
If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her
It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays