Al Bundy

Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.7 from: 10 votes

That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.63 from: 8 votes

I've got a natural appetite suppressant. Twenty five years of marriage

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.8 from: 5 votes

I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.83 from: 6 votes

Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.6 from: 5 votes

What's for breakfast Peg today? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.64 from: 11 votes

Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.6 from: 5 votes