Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.19 from: 16 votes

It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.11 from: 9 votes

Who put the battery in the Energizer chicken

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.44 from: 9 votes

It is wrong to be French

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.45 from: 22 votes

Try the moon, you'll weight less there

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 12 votes

So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 9 votes

Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.13 from: 8 votes