Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.24 from: 17 votes

It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.27 from: 15 votes

Who put the battery in the Energizer chicken

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.59 from: 17 votes

It is wrong to be French

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.52 from: 29 votes

Try the moon, you'll weight less there

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.94 from: 17 votes

So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.08 from: 12 votes

Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.73 from: 11 votes