Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?
It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men
Who put the battery in the Energizer chicken
It is wrong to be French
Try the moon, you'll weight less there
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one