Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!

That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet

Women... can't live with them... the end

Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror

This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"

This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays

Do I look like a happy man?