Al Bundy

Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.5 from: 4 votes

That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.57 from: 7 votes

Women... can't live with them... the end

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.71 from: 7 votes

Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 2 votes

This skinny woman with a hook nose olive oyls into the shoe store, and says "I want something to make me look sexy". So I say "You'll have to wait a long time before someone that ugly comes in to stand next to you"

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.17 from: 6 votes

This woman comes in, who doesn't speak English, she points at the shoes, I pointed at the door, she pointed at the sky and knees me in the nay-nays

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Do I look like a happy man?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.75 from: 4 votes