Al Bundy

Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

And no one understand why I scream on the way back home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.92 from: 12 votes

It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.33 from: 12 votes

It's only a game if you win, but if you lose, it's a stinking waste of time

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.11 from: 9 votes

I'm jealous of anybody not married to you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.25 from: 8 votes

I must be careful and selective. I must not hire the first boob who walks in the door

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 8 votes

She's got you shaking like a frenchman in a thunderstorm

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.55 from: 11 votes

Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.43 from: 7 votes