All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

I'm so much in debt, I think I should start a government.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.71 from: 7 votes

One Liners

A healthy relationship is a relationship based on a lie.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

One Liners

I hate that feeling when I am about to hug someone extremely sexy and my face hits the mirror.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.5 from: 2 votes

One Liners

I usually don't have time to study, but when I do, I don't.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

One Liners

Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to drown a fish.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

One Liners

Father's day is by far the most confusing day in the ghetto.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.33 from: 3 votes

One Liners

Dating a single mom is like continuing someone's else saved game.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 1 votes